Monday, August 10, 2009

Challenge ACCEPTED...again...

So can we still use this? And keep track and compete again? It helps when I get on here and you are demolishing my goals.
I will get tomato soup to celebrate your victory...by slowly savoring each bite. And wishing myself a happy birthday with each creamy delicious spoonful. :)

Saturday, August 8, 2009

whatever, yo

I reject the idea that you can set goals for me.

But 100,000 isn't too bad. Half of that is done if I do NaNo, and with the 35k I just wrote, that just leaves 15k. I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

UNACCEPTABLE

you cannot possibly be done. I will not accept this fact. I am setting you a new goal whether you want it or not. It is 100,000 words by end of 2009.

I figured if each of my books is 450 pages and i already have about 3/4 of one and 1/2 of another, that leaves roughly 800 pages to write by my 30th birthday...which is 358 days away. Which means I have to write 2.2 pages per day. Google says that the average novel page contains 250 words. Which means 550 words per day for me. Hmmm.....or...to be depressing...about 440,000 words. So MY goal (to be a published author) should be to have 165,000 by end of 2009 in order to about on track.

So your goal of 100,000 seems almost too easy in comparison. Right? And if you stay on this track...you TOO could have at least 2 novels written by YOUR 30th birthday...since you have an extra couple months on me.

What say you?
Was this helpful? Totally depressing? Inspiring? Suicidal?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

FINISH

According to a wall post on Facebook, my goal is 35k and yours is 20k.

Which means that, at 35,045 words, I'M DONE, B. And I reject your excuses for not having written, because I managed to climb Mt. Fuji (well, most of Mt. Fuji), and I still wrote a couple thousand words when I got home that night even though I was so exhausted I wanted to die. (It would be way more awesome if I could say that I finished my novel while I was climbing Mt. Fuji - I honestly thought about handwriting it while I was sitting around waiting for the sunrise, but I didn't have paper with me - but after climbing is still pretty cool.)

So, yeah, YAY ME. I will still keep writing for the rest of the time, but I'm not going to make a new goal. Just as much as I can get done.

KEEP WRITING!

Monday, August 3, 2009

what were our goals again???

Did I say 15,000?? Or 20,000??

You said 40k? I totally can't remember now! And it isn't anywhere on this BLOG DEDICATED TO THIS. Ugh.

I'm here...kind of

Look missy...I feel your scream without you even screaming it. Here it comes...
I AM VINDICATED!!
LOL

So...I am WAY behind. I was puking sick for 2 days, work got swamped, I went to Oregon coast with the family and had no time to write (while chasing my son around everywhere), and then Ryan and I went to Vegas for 3 days. I know this is just another list of life-long excuses but I feel at least one or two are valuable. right?

So I have been HAND WRITING cause my douche husband is always on our laptop and I'm tired of begging for time. Which means I have NO idea of my actual word count...but based on the few pages I managed to convert to type...I'm going to say I'm about 11,000 words...give or take a couple thousand. i've written consistently the last few days.

What has re-inspired me? Well, i brought 4 books to Vegas. I read about 90 pages of one on the plane and wanted to toss the crap out the window. Took out my "never-fail-to-rock" author and hymmed and haaa'd my way through it. Boring. Took out an author whose plots are always ridiculously unbelievable but entertaining and I think I actually YAWNED. So I decided that since authors are now disappointing me with their uninspiring, awful concotions, I better just work on my own. Which seems to be much the same but at least it means I am one step closer to saying "I have published another book." Because, my dearest friend, we know that deep down...Self publishing IS real publishing.

PS.
Does this post count in my word count??

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

WHERE R U

26,002!

WHERE ARE YOU? Being this awesome isn't as much fun when I can't rub it in your face. LITERALLY.